Disrupted Industries
Calm Your Tits Grumpy Angel Tea Towel
Calm Your Tits Grumpy Angel Tea Towel
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
Because sometimes your dishes — and your emotions — need a gentle reminder. Made from 100% cotton and 0% chill, this delightfully cheeky dish towel is here to dry your dishes and your drama. Whether you’re dealing with a sink full of chaos or a house full of high-strung humans, let this towel do the talking (so you don’t have to).
Perfect for kitchens, conversation starters, and anyone who occasionally needs a pep talk from their homewares. Soft, durable, and slightly judgmental — just like your best friend.
* 50x70cm
* Digitally printed with reactive dyes, so this bad boy stays vibrant and fade free!
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I combine homewares with a fresh flower order for local delivery?
Absolutely! Mix and match to your heart's content. Add a Grumpy Bastard mug, a luxury linen tea towel, a fresh Florist's Choice bouquet, or anything else that catches your eye, and we'll deliver it all together as one beautifully curated gift package across Maryborough, QLD.
Do you offer gift wrapping or gift notes?
We want your gift to feel special from the moment it arrives. You can add a card from our stationery collection with a personalised message. We'll handwrite it for you. No printed labels, no afterthought. Just a proper, personal touch.
Can I view the homewares collection in person?
Of course! The full curated lifestyle and gift range is on display at our Fort St Sth store in Maryborough, QLD. Come in, browse the shelves, pick up a few things, and let us pour you a coffee while you're at it. We'd love to see you.