Disrupted Industries
I Swear Too Fucking Much Grumpy Angel Tea Towel
I Swear Too Fucking Much Grumpy Angel Tea Towel
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DESCRIPTION
Sometimes “Oopsie-daisy” just doesn’t cut it. This tea towel is for the foul-mouthed foodie, the potty-mouthed plate dryer, and the sass-mouthed sous-chef who knows their way around both a kitchen and a well-placed F-bomb.
Made from 100% cotton and 1000% attitude, it’s absorbent enough to clean your dishes and offensive enough to clean out your guests. Perfect for drying your hands after flipping the bird at a burnt roast, or mopping up the emotional damage caused by cooking for your in-laws.
Machine washable (because you’re too busy swearing to hand wash).
Warning: May cause judgmental glances from your nanna. But she swears too — don’t let her fool you.
* 50x70cm * Digitally printed with reactive dyes, so this bad boy stays vibrant and fade free!
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I combine homewares with a fresh flower order for local delivery?
Absolutely! Mix and match to your heart's content. Add a Grumpy Bastard mug, a luxury linen tea towel, a fresh Florist's Choice bouquet, or anything else that catches your eye, and we'll deliver it all together as one beautifully curated gift package across Maryborough, QLD.
Do you offer gift wrapping or gift notes?
We want your gift to feel special from the moment it arrives. You can add a card from our stationery collection with a personalised message. We'll handwrite it for you. No printed labels, no afterthought. Just a proper, personal touch.
Can I view the homewares collection in person?
Of course! The full curated lifestyle and gift range is on display at our Fort St Sth store in Maryborough, QLD. Come in, browse the shelves, pick up a few things, and let us pour you a coffee while you're at it. We'd love to see you.